A bit of “Political Humor” to brighten your day…..unless you’re a libtard….hehehehehehehehehehehehe!!

From:  http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bldailyfeed3.htm

“At a concert this week, Justin Bieber rubbed a fan’s smartphone on his crotch. In a related story, Justin Bieber is now in 3rd place in the New York city mayoral race.” –Conan O’Brien

“The latest scandal for Weiner is that his communications director called a former intern a ‘slut bag .’ But Weiner says he won’t fire the communications director and vows to stand beside her. And she was like, ‘How about we just stand side by side?'” –Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama is going to appear on ‘The Tonight Show’ with Jay Leno. That’s going to be awesome. The most powerful man in the country is going to interview President Obama.” –Craig Ferguson

“Mayor Filner now wants the city of San Diego to pay for his sexual harassment lawsuit. He says it’s only fair because he harassed women only on government time, never his own time.” –Jay Leno

“It seems an audio sex tape that Monica Lewinksy recorded for Bill Clinton at the height of their affair back in the 1990s has now been leaked to the National Enquirer. With all these scandals involving Anthony Weiner and San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, it’s nice to see an old pro come out of retirement and show these guys how it’s done.” –Jay Leno

From:  http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-barack-obama-quotes.htm?PS=981%3A1

”Even though most people agree… I’m presenting a fair deal, the fact that they don’t take it means that I should somehow do a Jedi mind-meld with these folks and convince them to do what’s right.”—President Obama, mixing up Star Wars and Star Trek references while discussing working with Republicans in Congress (March 1, 2013)

”We’re the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad.”—President Obama, Cincinnati, OH, Sept. 22, 2011

”The Cambridge police acted stupidly.”—Barack Obama, commenting on a white police officer’s arrest of black scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. at his home in Cambridge, Mass., at a news conference, July 22, 2009

”The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”—Barack Obama, in remarks after a health care roundtable with physicians, nurses and health care providers, Washington, D.C., July 20, 2009

”It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”—Barack Obama, explaining his troubles winning over some working-class voters

”What I was suggesting — you’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith…”—Barack Obama, in an interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying ”your Christian faith,” which Obama quickly clarified

”When I meet with world leaders, what’s striking — whether it’s in Europe or here in Asia…”—President Obama mistakenly referring to Hawaii as Asia while holding a press conference outside Honolulu, Nov. 16, 2011

”I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.”—Barack Obama, defending his tax plan to Joe the Plumber, who argued that Obama’s policy hurts small-business owners like himself, Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 12, 2008

”I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.”—Barack Obama, at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon

And the NEVER FORGOTTEN speech, from:  http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/07/13/remarks-president-campaign-event-roanoke-virginia

“If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that.  Somebody else made that
happen.” – Barak Obama

By Doug

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